Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.
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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
i tried to trap the repo man by moving him in my sim’s pool, but he just swam through the floorboards and right out the door…
- elementary school teachers: remember to never talk to strangers on the internet!
- elementary school me: obvs
- middle school teachers: remember to never talk to strangers on the internet!
- middle school me: obvs
- high school teachers: remember to never talk to strangers on the internet!
- high school me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY AREN'T STRANGERS THEY'RE MY FRIENDS GOD


























